Alisha's Godcat, MuthaFucka.

I'm a fucking cat. My name is frankie and yes, i am a girl. I type fucking great for someone without thumbs. I chase lizards, often times leaving them struggling to survive for my owner, Erin, to clean up.
i hate dogs, and other stupid mammals, btw.

Likes: Catnip, toys, being hip, lizards, milk, treats, napping, chasing things, licking myself, & rap music.



privacy please?

im. fucking. adorable.

im. fucking. adorable.


OMFG PUFFIN GET OUT OF THE LITTER BOX, I HAS TO PEE YOU FAT FUCK

Reblogged from space-milkshake
(via:grapejellyjd) this is my fucking cousin (and father), marcus j. antonius tails. Since doing catnip, he has become addicted. moron.

(via:grapejellyjd)

this is my fucking cousin (and father), marcus j. antonius tails. Since doing catnip, he has become addicted. moron.

awkwardgasms: pretty-lovely-akward: should i make frankie a tumbla? i bet she would get more followers then me…. Alisha, what your opinion? should your godcat have a tumbla???? All i have to say is fuck yes,Frankie is a boss She deserves,nay demands her own tumbla Tru Fax And now I have it. Soon i shall rule this pitiful “blog site”, then the world. But first, must request your pardon, so that i may go lick myself; i lead quite a busy life, ya knooo’.

awkwardgasms:

pretty-lovely-akward:

should i make frankie a tumbla? i bet she would get more followers then me…. Alisha, what your opinion? should your godcat have a tumbla????

All i have to say is fuck yes,Frankie is a boss

She deserves,nay demands her own tumbla

Tru Fax

And now I have it. Soon i shall rule this pitiful “blog site”, then the world. But first, must request your pardon, so that i may go lick myself; i lead quite a busy life, ya knooo’.

srs.bsns.

srs.bsns.

LOLOLOLBRBGONNAGOEATSOMECATFOOD.

just learned how to use a webcam. fyeahhh.

just learned how to use a webcam. fyeahhh.

me, smelling a stupid, disgusting camera. aren’t i just fucking adorable.

me, smelling a stupid, disgusting camera. aren’t i just fucking adorable.